Top Down Clowns is a logbook and leaderboard for top-rope climbing. It's a place to celebrate chuffing.

Each log adds to your total meters. The 2025 Leaderboard ranks by total meters.

There are no points for lead climbing. If the rope goes from the top down, it counts.

At the end of the year, you can claim your membership sticker based on your bracket:

If you cheat, you get a cheater badge. This is an irreversible scarlet letter.